Christopher's New BMW

What good is buying a new car if you can't show it off? My friend Christopher stopped by to share his newest acquisition. We drove the twin-turbo 300 hp+ BMW like jackals through the neighborhood and beyond. Say what you will, the Germans understand performance with one of the sweetest exhaust notes I've ever heard.

That I must return to my Volvo with all of its good graces leaves me wanting.

I wish I hated cars.